{"product_id":"goofballs-funny-birthday-candle-holder-humorous-party-decoration-gag-gift-quirky-cake-topper-for-adults-friends-old-as-shit","title":"GOOFBALLS Funny Birthday Candle Holder – Humorous Party Decoration \u0026 Gag Gift – Quirky Cake Topper for Adults \u0026 Friends - Old as Shit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBrand:\u003c\/b\u003e GOOFBALLS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColor:\u003c\/b\u003e Old as Shit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurd-ally Hilarious Candle Holder: Bring the laughs to your next birthday bash with this silly poop-shaped candle holder that boldly declares, “You’re old as shit.” It’s the perfect gag gift for anyone who’s embracing getting older with a good sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \u0026amp; Durable Design: Made from soft but sturdy plastic, this little poop is built to last through every party joke. The metal holder keeps candles safe and steady while you make your wish!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact \u0026amp; Party-Perfect: Standing 3 inches tall, this funny candle holder fits perfectly on cakes, cupcakes, or dessert tables.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy to Clean: Frosting smudges and wax drips are no match for this little guy—just clean with soap and water, and it’s ready for the next over-the-hill celebration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 4 Birthday Candles: Comes with 4 birthday candles because no matter how old you get, you still deserve a bright and funny birthday!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003emodel number:\u003c\/b\u003e BCH06\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePart Number:\u003c\/b\u003e BCH06\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e Bring extra fun to the party with this GOOFBALLS novelty birthday candle holder that turns any cake into a playful centerpiece. Designed with quirky detail and durable construction, this unique accessory holds standard birthday candles securely while adding a humorous touch to the celebration. Easy to use and reusable, it’s perfect for birthdays of all ages—whether you’re surprising a friend, celebrating a coworker, or making a family gathering more memorable. A great conversation starter and photo-worthy detail, this novelty candle holder is the perfect way to make any birthday stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEAN:\u003c\/b\u003e 0810200992513\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePackage Dimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.5 x 2.8 x 2.0 inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GOOFBALLS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48639092424959,"sku":"B0FMTDX8LY","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/6771\/9423\/files\/61r2AAJc4GL.jpg?v=1780801442","url":"https:\/\/045gef-zq.myshopify.com\/products\/goofballs-funny-birthday-candle-holder-humorous-party-decoration-gag-gift-quirky-cake-topper-for-adults-friends-old-as-shit","provider":"Buy Mart 03","version":"1.0","type":"link"}